road to damascus

From the States to Morocco and back again. Final destination: Everywhere.

This past Memorial Day weekend, we were very fortunate to have friends who gave us day passes to the zoo.

Due to practical constraints, we had to make our visit in the early afternoon. The daily high was *merely* 95 degrees, but we only made it two and a half hours or so at the zoo.

It was my first time at a zoo in many years, as with my wife, but I think it was actually the baby’s first time (zoo lights don’t count, amiright?).

The zoo designers clearly wanted to wow from the first, as the first big exhibit was the giraffes, with crazy vultures, birds, and bovines with HUGE FUCKING HORNS. It continued from there.

There were lots of fun little exhibits along the path, with desert rabbits, frogs, and others. Probably the friendliest animals were the otters, who clearly wanted to jump their restraints and hang out with everybody who came up, but stuck to simply chirping away and swimming instead.

The only animals who seemed really unhappy to be where they were were the andean  bears, who usually live in a cloud forest. They were panting. The komodo dragons, for their part, all seemed to be hiding under the rushes in their highly humidified (ie, misted as hell) enclosure.

Besides that, the zebras seemed totally at home, and the African Wild Dogs were just doing their thing.

It was a lot of fun, and an excellent end to our long weekend. After finally wilting in the heat, we stopped at Rainbow Donuts near our house. I had an excellent apple fritter, my wife a donut of her own and a bubble tea, and the baby loved his peanut donut. And coffeeeeeeeeeee!!!! 


 

Bragg’s Pie Factory

Bragg’s Pie Factory

1229 Grand

1229 Grand

Sorry, I’m just looking for someone hipper than me… Nope, can’t see one.

Sorry, I’m just looking for someone hipper than me… Nope, can’t see one.

Eggplant and watermelon? Loving life. Cucumbers? Not so much.

Eggplant and watermelon? Loving life. Cucumbers? Not so much.

Come in underneath the shadow of this red rock…

Come in underneath the shadow of this red rock…

Today’s high is a measly 84 degrees F, which means that pretty much everybody in the Valley of the Sun is hiking and/or doing yardwork.

I remade the sun shade over our garden, reinforcing the left (fence) side with bamboo and wiring it to the fence. When it gets blown down overnight, I generally don’t have time to fix it properly before work, and it’s not something you can ask a pregnant woman with a toddler to do, especially in 105F sunlight.

But, of course, after a single day partially uncovered, the plants start to suffer, and our cucumbers are putting up a brave fight but were getting singed. Hopefully this more structurally sound system, that also covers more surrounding area and thus reduces the ambient temperature, will help things.

All of which leads me to my main point. If we can make the Valley of the Sun fit for human life, we’re ready to terraform Mars.

Today’s high is a measly 84 degrees F, which means that pretty much everybody in the Valley of the Sun is hiking and/or doing yardwork.

I remade the sun shade over our garden, reinforcing the left (fence) side with bamboo and wiring it to the fence. When it gets blown down overnight, I generally don’t have time to fix it properly before work, and it’s not something you can ask a pregnant woman with a toddler to do, especially in 105F sunlight.

But, of course, after a single day partially uncovered, the plants start to suffer, and our cucumbers are putting up a brave fight but were getting singed. Hopefully this more structurally sound system, that also covers more surrounding area and thus reduces the ambient temperature, will help things.

All of which leads me to my main point. If we can make the Valley of the Sun fit for human life, we’re ready to terraform Mars.